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The Social Director

A listing of multiple-genre gig listings for local bands as well as special events, fundraisers, openings, etc. All that is Memphis Music, focused on the original artists....

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Location: Memphis, Tennessee, United States

Not much to tell. I'm always going with this project or gig or that project or gig. But when I'm ready for a break, I "hermit" in the woods with books, PS2 games, cds and movies.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

The Red Chord, The Acacia Strain, Shai Hulud & Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza! (5/12, The Complex)

The Red Chord, The Acacia Strain, Shai Hulud, and Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza are playing at The Complex in Memphis on Friday, May 12th. This show has an awesome line-up, let's make this a show to remember!



The Red Chord performing "Black Santa" and "Antman."



THE RED CHORD
Metal Blade Records (As I Lay Dying, The Black Dahlia Murder)
Website | MySpace | PureVolume


THE ACACIA STRAIN
Prosthetic Records (Through the Eyes of the Dead, All That Remains)
Website | MySpace | PureVolume


SHAI HULUD
Revelation Records (Since By Man)
Website | MySpace | PureVolume


TONY DANZA TAPDANCE EXTRAVAGANZA
Corrosive Recordings (The Concubine, Veil Of Maya)
Website | MySpace | PureVolume


BACK ON THE MAP BOOKING
Website | MySpace (Put our banner on your page! Put us in your top 8!)

Friday, March 31, 2006

Southern Women

Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
Soft skin
An easy smile
That unforgettable Southern drawl

Southern women know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
"Don't you DARE...Billy!"

Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back, soon!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Call when you can."
"Can I get you a glass of tea?"

Southern women know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity

Southern women know their vacation spots:
The beach
Shopping
Shopping at the beach

Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:
Summer tans
Strapless sun dresses
Air conditioning

Southern women know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Shugah

Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind

Southern women know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football

Southern women know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy & Country ham
Grits
Mouth-watering biscuits with momma's homemade jelly

Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Charleston (Chawl'stn)
Savannah (S'vanah)
New Orleans (N'orlins)
Atlanta (Addlanna)

Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform or tuxedos
Men who open doors for women
Rhett Butler, of course!

Southern girls know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon

Southern girls know the four deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food
Wearing too much makeup

Southern girls know, men may come and go, but their
girlfriends last fahevah!


Now...... Shugah, send this to your friends who were raised in
the South or the ones who wish they had been!


If you're a Northern transplant, Bless your heart, just fake
it. We know you got here as fast as you could.....!

Friday, March 17, 2006

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006

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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

The Lion Hunt



I do not know the artist but have always loved this print. I just wanted to share it here. Enjoy!

Three Questions

One day it occurred to a certain emperor that if he only knew the
answers to three questions, he would never stray in any matter.

What is the best time to do each thing?

Who are the most important people to work with?

What is the most important thing to do at all times?

The emperor issued a decree throughout his kingdom announcing that
whoever could answer the questions would receive a great reward.

Many who read the decree made their way to the palace at once, each
person with a different answer.

In reply to the first question, one person advised that the emperor
make up a thorough time schedule, consecrating every hour, day, month,
and year for certain tasks and then follow the schedule to the letter.

Only then could he hope to do every task at the right time.

Another person replied that it was impossible to plan in advance and
that the emperor should put all vain amusements aside and remain
attentive to everything in order to know what to do at what time.

Someone else insisted that, by himself, the emperor could never hope
to have all the foresight and competence necessary to decide when to
do each and every task and what he really needed was to set up a
Council of the Wise and then to act according to their advice.

Someone else said that certain matters required immediate decision and
could not wait for consultation, but if he wanted to know in advance
what was going to happen he should consult magicians and soothsayers.

The responses to the second question also lacked accord.

One person said that the emperor needed to place all his trust in
administrators, another urged reliance on priests and monks, while
others recommended physicians.

Still others put their faith in warriors.

The third question drew a similar variety of answers.

Some said science was the most important pursuit.

Others insisted on religion.

Yet others claimed the most important thing was military skill.

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The emperor was not pleased with any of the answers, and no reward was
given.

After several nights of reflection, the emperor resolved to visit a
hermit who lived up on the mountain and was said to be an enlightened man.

The emperor wished to find the hermit to ask him the three questions,
though he knew the hermit never left the mountains and was known to
receive only the poor, refusing to have anything to do with persons of
wealth or power.

So the emperor disguised himself as a simple peasant and ordered his
attendants to wait for him at the foot of the mountain while he
climbed the slope alone to seek the hermit.

Reaching the holy man's dwelling place, the emperor found the hermit
digging a garden in front of his hut.

When the hermit saw the stranger, he nodded his head in greeting and
continued to dig. The labor was obviously hard on him.

He was an old man, and each time he thrust his spade into the ground
to turn the earth, he heaved heavily.

The emperor approached him and said,

"I have come here to ask your help with three questions:

When is the best time to do each thing?

Who are the most important people to work with?

What is the most important thing to do at all times?"

The hermit listened attentively but only patted the emperor on the
shoulder and continued digging.

The emperor said,

"You must be tired.

Here, let me give you a hand with that."

The hermit thanked him, handed the emperor the spade, and then sat
down on the ground to rest.

After he had dug two rows, the emperor stopped and turned to the
hermit and repeated his three questions.

The hermit still did not answer, but instead stood up and pointed to
the spade and said,

"Why don't you rest now?

I can take over again."

But the emperor continued to dig.

One hour passed, then two.

Finally the sun began to set behind the mountain.

The emperor put down the spade and said to the hermit,

"I came here to ask if you could answer my three questions.

But if you can't give me any answer, please let me know so that I can
get on may way home."

The hermit lifted his head and asked the emperor,

"Do you hear someone running over there?"

The emperor turned his head.

They both saw a man with a long white beard emerge from the woods.

He ran wildly, pressing his hands against a bloody wound in his stomach.

The man ran toward the emperor before falling unconscious to the
ground, where he lay groaning.

Opening the man's clothing, the emperor and hermit saw that the man
had received a deep gash.

The emperor cleaned the wound thoroughly and then used his own shirt
to bandage it, but the blood completely soaked it within minutes.

He rinsed the shirt out and bandaged the wound a second time and
continued to do so until the flow of blood had stopped.

At last the wounded man regained consciousness and asked for a drink
of water.

The emperor ran down to the stream and brought back a jug of fresh water.

Meanwhile, the sun had disappeared and the night air had begun to turn
cold.

The hermit gave the emperor a hand in carrying the man into the hut
where they laid him down on the hermit's bed.

The man closed his eyes and lay quietly.

The emperor was worn out from the long day of climbing the mountain
and digging the garden.

Leaning against the doorway, he fell asleep.

When he rose, the sun had already risen over the mountain.

For a moment he forgot where he was and what he had come here for.

He looked over to the bed and saw the wounded man also looking around
him in confusion.

When he saw the emperor, he stared at him intently and then said in a
faint whisper,

"Please forgive me."

"But what have you done that I should forgive you?" the emperor asked.

"You do not know me, your majesty, but I know you.

I was your sworn enemy, and I had vowed to take vengeance on you, for
during the last war you killed my brother and seized my property.

When I learned that you were coming alone to the mountain to meet the
hermit, I resolved to surprise you on your way back to kill you.

But after waiting a long time there was still no sign of you, and so I
left my ambush in order to seek you out.

But instead of finding you, I came across your attendants, who
recognized me, giving me this wound.

Luckily, I escaped and ran here.

If I hadn't met you I would surely be dead by now.

I had intended to kill you, but instead you saved my life!

I am ashamed and grateful beyond words.

If I live, I vow to be your servant for the rest of my life, and I
will bid my children and grandchildren to do the same.

Please grant me your forgiveness."

The emperor was overjoyed to see that he was so easily reconciled with
a former enemy.

He not only forgave the man but promised to return all the man's
property and to send his own physician and servants to wait on the man
until he was completely healed.

After ordering his attendants to take the man home, the emperor
returned to see the hermit.

Before returning to the palace the emperor wanted to repeat his three
questions one last time.

He found the hermit sowing seeds in the earth they had dug the day before.

The hermit stood up and looked at the emperor.

"But your questions have already been answered."

"How's that?" the emperor asked, puzzled.

"Yesterday, if you had not taken pity on my age and given me a hand
with digging these beds, you would have been attacked by that man on
your way home.

Then you would have deeply regretted not staying with me.

Therefore the most important time was the time you were digging in the
beds, the most important person was myself, and the most important
pursuit was to help me.

Later, when the wounded man ran up here, the most important time was
the time you spent dressing his wound, for if you had not cared for
him he would have died and you would have lost the chance to be
reconciled with him.

Likewise, he was the most important person, and the most important
pursuit was taking care of his wound.

Remember that there is only one important time and is Now.

The present moment is the only time over which we have dominion.

The most important person is always the person with whom you are, who
is right before you, for who knows if you will have dealings with any
other person in the future.

The most important pursuit is making that person, the one standing at
you side, happy, for that alone is the pursuit of life."

~Leo Tolstoy

Music Makes the World Go Round! March 8 - 24 - Memphis

March 8: P & H Café – Girl - Girl Action!

HEY MEMPHIS!!!!!
It's LADIES night with lots of “girl-girl” action starring recording artists
Kim Richardson, Samantha Murphy and Susan Marshall
at the P & H Cafe (1532 Madison Avenue, Memphis, TN)
Wednesday, March 8
8 pm
$5.- cover

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March 9: The Chi – Greenwood, Bastian, Jacquelin Simmers!

Presented by Stick Man Productions!



Greenwood, Bastian, Jacquelin Simmers

March 9th, 7:30, $5
VISIBLE SCHOOL
9817 Huff Puff RD
Lakeland, TN


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March 10: The Mucky Afro Show – Young Avenue Deli

It’s a party! Celebrate!! This is gonna be amazing. ToOoDeLoOo

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March 11: The New Daisy Theater – Vysion Tongue!

Come check out the best of Northeastern Arkansas Rock and show your support for them! Bands, it could mean some gig swaps for you!! Let’s welcome them with open arms!

Hosted By: The New Daisy Theater
When: Saturday Mar 11, 2006
at 7:00 PM
Where: The New Daisy Theater
330 Beale Street
Memphis, TN 37501
US
Description:
The New Daisy Theater

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March 11: The Stage Stop welcomes The Fast Mothers!

Come get fast and lose with The Fast Mothers and Mortal Quandary!
Come celebrate Trent and JP’s birthdays!! Watch Trent kick over stuff! And will JP ever get rid of that ball gag???? Stay tuned at The Stage Stop!!

Hosted By: Vexar Entertainment
When: Saturday Mar 11, 2006
at 9:00 PM
Where: The Stage Stop
Memphis, TN 37501
US
Description:
Vexar Entertainment

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March 17: Young Avenue Deli Presents Free Sol!



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March 20: Musicians Advisory Council

This month's meeting of the Musician's Advisory Council (MAC) to the Memphis & Shelby County Music Commission (MSCMC) will be held on Monday evening, 3/20/06, from 6-8pm in the Board Room of the Emerge Memphis offices, located at 516 Tennessee Street in downtown Memphis (ph. 312-7700). MAC meetings are a unique forum within our music community that are conceived & moderated by musicians, made up of musicians, & address the specific needs & issues associated with being a working musician within the Memphis Music Community & beyond - with a specific focus on positive, forward motion & solution-oriented goals.

Our next meeting will focus on three specific agenda items, namely:

1.) Nashid Madyun will be our guest speaker. He is the Executive Director of 'Discoveries of Gibson' (which is a nonprofit division of Gibson Musical Instruments), and he will be speaking on Gibson's new "Pure Touch" program, which is a community outreach initiative geared towards generating grassroots assistance to all working musicians within the Memphis Music Community and beyond. On Thursday, 3/30/06, they will host an informal kickoff to a monthly series, which will bring in established songwriters and other industry professionals to provide insight into how they created and sustained their way in the Professional Music Industry. Feel free to contact Nashid with any additional questions at:

Nashid Madyun
Executive Director
Discoveries of Gibson
145 Lt. George W Lee Avenue
Memphis, TN 38103
(w) 901-544-7998 ext. 4008
(c) 901-508-0628
Nashid.Madyun@gibson.com

2.) Further formulation work on our newest MAC initiative, the creation of a new annual, local music awards show similar to (yet distinctively different from) the Premier Player Awards to honor and recognize the everyday Memphis musicians and music-related businesses that create, drive & inspire our local music community.

3.) Additional work on the 2006 Court Square Concert Series: Creating a list of potential bands to book, & further discussions concerning the specific details of the concert series (to maximize the overall success of the project, etc.)

In addition, WE NOW HAVE A NEW MAC WEBSITE LOCATED AT:

[http://www.memphismusicians.org]

PLEASE CHECK IT OUT, & HELP US SPREAD THE WORD!!!

Again, thanks so much for your time and consideration.

Take care!


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March 24: New Daisy Theater Star-Studded Show!

It’s Local but they’re still stars!! At least, in our universe! Some bid adieu to the Mrs. Fletcher as we know her!!




Monday, March 06, 2006

Three Six Mafia: Grammy Win! Represent!!!

Three Six Mafia just broke the seal on the secret that is Memphis….



The Safe, Sticky Taco Show at The New Daisy: March 31

The Safe but Sticky Taco Show: New Daisy, March 31:

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March 24: Label Showcase at The New Daisy

New Daisy Label Showcase: March 24:
Hosted By: A Life Away
When: Friday Mar 24, 2006
at 7:00 PM
Where: New Daisy Theatre
330 S Beale St
Memphis, TN 38103
US
Description:
A Life Away

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Everyone please come out and support Memphis music! This show is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT and we need EVERYONE to be there to show the people from out of town what our scene is all about! We want the New Daisy SOLD OUT!!!



A LIFE AWAY
Pure rock n roll (i.e. Sevendust, Pantera, 36 Crazyfists)
alifeawaymusic.com




Mrs. Fletcher
Aggressive Shock Rock (i.e. Marilyn Manson, Faith no More, System of a Down)
myspace.com/mrsfletcher




Detriment
Southern-groove metalcore (i.e. Lamb of God, Pantera, Meshuggah)
myspace.com/walkthrougthepit





So She Sang
Screamo jazz rock (i.e. Deftones, Codeseven, Glassjaw)
soshesang.com




This Side of Summer
Pop-rock-core (i.e. Anberlin, Coheed & Cambria, Underoath)
myspace.com/thissideofsummer




Aurora
Jam rock (i.e. Pink Floyd, Chevelle, Filter)
myspace.com/auroranation

Memphis Music: March 6 - 18

TONIGHT:
Joecephus and The George Jonestown Massacre acoustic show w/ Kirk from Organ Thief

The P & H cafe ..c'mon out.. Let's have a Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Hosted By: JK47.com
When: Monday Mar 06, 2006
at 8:00 PM
Where: P and H Cafe
Memphis, TN 37501
US
Description:
JK47.com

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Friday: Murphy's - All Hail the Chief of the Poles! March 10th:

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Friday, March 10th: Colt 45, Swisher Sweets; Baby that's all we need.......

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Too Tall Tuesdays - March 14th:
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Spring Break Blow-out: March 18:
Hosted By: PZERO PROMOTIONS
When: Saturday Mar 18, 2006
at 7:00 PM
Where: New Daisy Theater
Beale St.
Memphis, TN 37501
US
Description:
PZERO PROMOTIONS

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Thursday, March 02, 2006

Quiz Time

Teeny tiny quiz for those of you whom need to kill time…….
Copy and paste body into a new bulletin, answer survey with your answers, type in subject line and post bulletin.

Body:

1) Coffee or Tea? = Neither. I like hot fruit-flavored tea, especially wild berry zinger, or peppermint tea but detest iced tea. I also will only drink coffee once in a long while with lots of cream…

2) What book is on your nightstand? C.S. Lewis: Pilgrim’s Regress; Russell Resnick: The Root and the Branches – Jewish Identity in the Messiah; The Complete Jewish Bible and John Grisham: The Broker; Design Toscano Magazine; a Soduko puzzle book and Architectural Digest – March issue…….. (yeah; I read a lot.)

3) Website visited most often (besides My Space): Yahoo

4) Ever danced with a complete stranger? But of course!!!

5) Sang karaoke drunk? Uh, NO and I will NEVER sing Karaoke!!! It’s like an ancient Chinese torture to me!! I can’t stand karaoke!! My ex, Jason, thought himself the karaoke king, however!! He’s from Lincoln, Nebraska via Jacksonville, Florida and apparently, that’s what they do there. That and cocaine. Yeah. He loved that, too. Karaoke = Ugh……….shudder……..cringe………gritted teeth!

6) If you had one day to live and a million dollars to use - what would you do? Hook up my family, friends and a few specific charities, my former highschool and church and the baby girl I sponsor and then take a particular guy out for the night of his life……….

7) Have you met anyone off of My Space in person? Oh yea, tons! In fact, it’s kinda broken the ice in a few cases! By the way, who ISN”T on My Space???? And why not???

8) Last thing you do before you go to bed at night? =) Say my prayers.

9) Final random comment: I wrote a haiku for my friend Matthew but I can’t share it here. Let’s just say his favorite quote, and I have NO IDEA where he could possibly have picked this up, is “I hate people”…….. I just don’t know who could possibly has influenced him in such a way!! (blink, blink, blink, innocent look on face) Seriously, I think he just means that he hates the evil, cruel ways of people and not the people themselves………maybe……..I’m just guessing that’s how it’s meant………um, ok. Yeah. That must be it. People’s evil ways. Yeah. So. Yeah.

10.) Do you save the boxes when you buy shoes? sometimes, if I need a box. I did have to use one once to so we could burn Jason’s poor bird who just up and died on us last Valentine’s Day! Kinda put a damper on our celebration, but not for too long.

11.) What do you use them for? Stash box; photos; art supplies; hiding mass quantities of cash, to bury deceased pets, wrap gifts in them….all kinds of things.

12.) Have you ever drank so much you threw up? umm, yeah. Unfortunately. It’s been a while. There have been times I WISHED I could have thrown up. One such time was about the middle of January. Never did throw up but I did waste time in the restroom trying to ride out the “spins”.

13.) What is your word for the day? threnody or doxology (Can you guess what they mean? They are somewhat related.....; musical terms, too!) =)

14.)Have you had chicken pox? Yup

15. )Describe what you think bologna is made of: Nasty, nasty, nasty, vile, disgusting stuff…..I hate bologna.

16.) What is your most cherished material possession? I don’t know that I really have a cherished material possession. I’m not very materialistic. I would say photos but no one can ever take my memories from me so if I didn’t have photos, it would not change anything. I have a couple of things that were my grandmother’s and a couple of things that were my ex-husbands that I cherish. I do like my cds......

17.) What is your favorite magazine? Architectural Digest or Spin/Rolling Stone

18.)How many slices of pizza can you eat? I don’t know. Ugh. 3 thin crust slices. I love Uno’s Spinoccoli pizza and can eat a whole one and I like California Pizza Kitchen’s grilled veggie pizza. 4 slices of those!

19.)What is your favorite grocery store? Simon David in Dallas; Schnuck’s in Memphis; The Farmers Market in Dallas; Easy Way Produce in Memphis.

20.) Where do you like to buy clothes? From Emeralds to Coconuts in Dallas; Goldsmith’s in Memphis.

21.) If you saw someone you knew was married at a restaurant with someone other than their spouse, what would you do? NADA…..It might be a work or committee meeting. Never assume. Mind your own business.

22.) If you could have dinner with anyone (alive or dead) who would it be? My grandmothers, Jesus, John the Baptist, Muhammad, Benezir Bhuto, Ghandi, Mother Teresa, Plato, Socrates, C. S. Lewis, Viktor Frankl, my old “sugar daddy” Stan, my granddaddy, Jackie Gleason, Bob Hope, Lucille Ball, and uh….. Richard Lewis for all the laughter and wisdom they would provide (Assuming there wouldn't be any language barriers); and then Johnny Depp, Tom Wellig, Michael Wincott, George Clooney and Gary Oldman for ME………just cuz they’re hot. AND, my ex-husband (Ronnie, so I could tell him I never held it against him that he was gay) and Chuck Salisbury (to ask him "why", "why did you take your own life? what was so bad about your life?"....... and to let him know I did care.)

23.) Where is the coldest place you have ever been? Canada

24. Where is the hottest place you have ever been? Houston, Texas (not even Miami is hotter; Houston is HUMID!!)

25.) Where is the most expensive restaurant you have ever had dinner? The Mansion on Turtle Creek tied with Sipango and Star Canyon in Dallas. I don’t remember which one had the priciest tab but they are all 5 star and were all over $200 for two people.

26.) What is your favorite fast-food restaurant? all are gross in their own way.. I hate French fries now. I’m gonna go with Pancho’s Taco in Memphis or Keller’s Drive-in or Miami Subs in Dallas cuz they have gyros and other really good stuff.

27.) Random quote: "Blueberries are our friends." - Mark; "I hate people." - Matt

28.) What do you think about Michael Jackson? Ok. Pavlovian theory at work here. I detest Michael Jackson. Everything about him and what he represents. But, more so, there is a memory that is conjured up every time I hear his music. Basically, it’s a traumatic event that happened to me at age 19 and Michael Jackson was playing in the background cuz one of the people (the main perpetrator) was a Michael Jackson fan. So every time I hear MJ, I am reminded of that horrible event over and over again. I know it’s probably not fair to MJ but everything associated with him, for me, is not good. As for MJ, the individual, I seriously think he has some major issues and I feel sad that he has not had people around him who care enough about him to be honest with him and set him straight on the path to major therapy. I think he is suffering. He needs to be put out of his misery. =)

29.) What do you think about George W. Bush? hmm.. uhhh.. He’s a politician. I really don’t like ANY of the leaders we have had in the past couple of decades. I did not like Clinton (he’s a liar, bottom line, who cares about the technicalities and semantics; he flat-out lied.) and I do not like Bush. I do not like Gore, even if he is from Tennessee and I do not like Cheney. There!

30.) Do you think aliens really exist? Yeah, I was married to one once but he’s a citizen now.

31.) What are brussel sprouts? Well, it’s actually “Brussels Sprouts” and they are yummy the way I make them. Balsamic Vinegar, olive oil and bacon….

32.) Do you wrap presents or put them in gift bags? ha.. little of both. I was a gift-wrap person at Goldsmith’s once a long time ago. It paid my way to the Bahamas.

33.) Have you ever run from the police when they tried to stop your car? No, but because I work at The Med, if I get pulled over, I just slide my work ID in their hand along with my drivers license before they have a chance to write up a ticket. Works every time….they always let me go.

34.) What is your favorite animal to see at the zoo? ALL of them but especially the big cats.

35.) What is your favorite nickname from other people? Ace, Angelina, Beotch (but only from Matt), Koseh (from Ali; I can NOT tell you what it means; it’s private!)

Musicians Advisory Council Meeting: 3/20/06 (Agenda)

This month's meeting of the Musician's Advisory Council (MAC) to the Memphis & Shelby County Music Commission (MSCMC) will be held on Monday evening, 3/20/06, from 6-8 pm in the Board Room of the Emerge Memphis offices, located at 516 Tennessee Street in downtown Memphis (ph. 312-7700).

MAC meetings are a unique forum within our music community that are conceived & moderated by musicians, made up of musicians, & address the specific needs & issues associated with being a working musician within the Memphis Music Community & beyond - with a specific focus on positive, forward motion & solution-oriented goals.

Our next meeting will focus on three specific agenda items, namely:

1.) Nashid Madyun will be our guest speaker. He is the Executive Director of 'Discoveries of Gibson' (which is a nonprofit division of Gibson Musical Instruments), and he will be speaking on Gibson's new "Pure Touch" program, which is a community outreach initiative geared towards generating grassroots assistance to all working musicians within the Memphis Music Community and beyond.

On Thursday, 3/30/06, they will host an informal kickoff to a monthly series, which will bring in established songwriters and other industry professionals to provide insight into how they created and sustained their way in the Professional Music Industry. Feel free to contact Nashid with any additional questions at:

Nashid Madyun
Executive Director
Discoveries of Gibson
145 Lt. George W Lee Avenue
Memphis, TN 38103
(w) 901-544-7998 ext. 4008
(c) 901-508-0628
Nashid.Madyun@gibson.com

2.) Further formulation work on our newest MAC initiative, the creation of a new annual, local music awards show similar to (yet distinctively different from) the Premier Player Awards to honor and recognize the everyday Memphis musicians and music-related businesses that create, drive & inspire our local music community.

3.) Additional work on the 2006 Court Square Concert Series: Creating a list of potential bands to book, & further discussions concerning the specific details of the concert series (to maximize the overall success of the project, etc.)

In addition, WE NOW HAVE A NEW MAC WEBSITE: http://www.memphismusicians.org

PLEASE CHECK IT OUT, & HELP US SPREAD THE WORD!!!

Again, thanks so much for your time and consideration.

Take care!
Angela Ghoreishi
Executive Board of Directors
Musicians Advisory Council

Hollywood South: Where Glitz Meets Grits!


Mpact Memphis
April 8, 2006
7 pm to midnight
The Plaza Club, 2nd floor, Toyota Plaza
Downtown Memphis


It's THE hottest party of the year.....and you're invited!

People will step aside as WE enter the place, flanked by our entourage of friends, family, co-workers (but only if we decide to invite our co-workers along!). All around us will be the brightest young stars in the Dirty South (ya'll know how we are!), talking, laughing, flirting, emoting, sipping cosmos and mojitos (yummy) from Dixie Cups. A DJ spins vinyl as the lights pulse and a funky blues band takes the stage. Perhaps we even know the dj and/or the blues band! I mean, we do know everyone, for real! Someone hands us a plate with a barbecue sandwich and a California Roll sushi as we pop the cork on a bottle of Cristal or twist the cap on some Thunderbird. Our night in the Hollywood South has just begun and it's definitely time to get the party started so let's make it stinky, like the Black-Eyed Peas!

So, who's up for getting decked out in our finest South Hollywood Gritsy Glitz and going with me to this shindig!???

It is a fundraiser for MPact Memphis. I'm going for the VIP treatment and open bar myself. Won't you join me???

Send me an email as an RSVP! Thank you!
Angela Ghoreishi

memphisareabands@yahoo.com


For more info, visit: Mpact Memphis on the web
or click: MPact Memphis Hollywood South Glitz Details.

Ross Rice: The Best Quote I've Read Today!



Humans are messy, conflicted, sometimes even self-contradictory beings, capable of great evil as well as goodness. ~ Ross Rice

Ross is a friend I've known and worked with in the music business for several years. He moved to Upstate New York last year so I don't have the pleasure of talking to him in person as often any more. He is very interesting and has a unique perspective on life. Check him out!

Here's his blog; he has an interesting article on Aliens and People in general.

Here's his profile on My Space.

His next gig in Memphis will be:

March 11th
The Blue Monkey
10 p.m.
$5
21+
with his former band Human Radio

21 Simple Truths



ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it

FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN... In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" ….

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

**These photos were taken by my friend David Ellis. This is at Hermosa Beach in L.A. (top photo) and Sonoma County Beach in Northern California (where he lives). Please visit his photo collection. Leave him a comment or send him an email if you like his photography! Thank you! **

The Second Ten Commandments



1. Thou shall not worry, for worry is the most unproductibe of all human activities.

2. Thou shall not be fearful, for most of the things we fear never come to pass.

3. Thou shall not cross bridges before you come to them, for no one yet has succeeded in accomplishing this.

4. Thou shall face each problem as it comes. You can only handle one at a time anyway.

5. Thou shall not take problems to bed with you, for they make very poor bedfellows.

6. Thou shall not borrow other people's problems. They can better care for them than you can.
7. Thou shall not try to relive yesterday for good or ill, it is forever gone. Concentrate on what is happening in your life and be happy now.

8. Thou shall be a good listener, for only when you listen do you hear ideas different from your own. It is hard to learn something new when you are tlaking, and some people do know more than you do.

9. Thou shall not become "bogged down" by frustration, for 90% of it is rooted in sefl-pity and will only interfere with positive action.

10. Thou shall count thy blessings, never overlooking the small ones, for a lot of small blessings add up to a big one.

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

The Price of Alcohol (a funny)

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra and panties.
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

~ Dave Howell

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory
to his buddy Norm.

Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate
as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we
know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and
weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer
eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more
efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few
beers."

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not

Monday, February 27, 2006

Funny Sign!!!

RIP Messiah Surat!




One of the shining stars of the Memphis Soul Music scene and a dear friend of Tha Movement has passed on. Messiah Surat, who graced Tha Movement stage on many occasions, no longer walks with us in physical form but his spirit that he poured out in his music will be with us forever. His CD, "The Evolution Continues" was an exceptional body of work, written and produced solely by Messiah. His lyrics of God, Love, Community, Spiritual and Personal Growth were a window into his deepest thoughts and feelings. He was a BIG supporter of Tha Movement and gave us so much with his performances and his words of encouragement. His potential was boundless, and he will truly be missed. The first song Messiah performed for Tha Movement was at our very first showcase. That song is entitled "I'm on my way back home to you, Father."

For those of you who had the opportunity to hear or meet Messiah, and desire to pay your condolences, his Funeral Services are:

Saturday, March 4th
The Wake 2pm The Funeral 4pm
The Family Funeral Care
4925 Summer Avenue


To hear a sample of Messiah's Music click on
http://cdbaby.com/cd/messiahsurat

Two Haiku: Spring and Pumpkin



Spring
Rain, gray and steady;
Worms, oozing up from the mud.
Birds, singing, happy.


(*Saturday morning, I woke up at dawn; the sky was gray and a soft rain was falling. I slept with my balcony door open during the night. The birds were singing their little beaks off. I felt an inspiration to write this haiku. It is the first one I've ever written. This is the first time in years that I have been inspired to write anything remotely resembling poetry. Maybe it was Bob Marley's tune "Three Little Birds" that I had listened to Friday night that provided additional inspiration?!! At any rate, the birds were singing quite a bit Saturday morning!)




Pumpkin
Soft, Orange, tabby.
Purring, kneading, cuddling.
Kitty, contented.


(*I was "cat-sitting" my friend Matt's kitten, Pumpkin, while he went snow-boarding in Zurich. She is an orange, female tabby. They are rare. Most orange tabby cats are male. At any rate, she was so lovable and well-behaved all week long. I miss her already. I gave her back last night. The previous time I babysat her, she was a wild thing and tore up everything. This time, she was sweet, cuddly and lovable. This was written for her on Saturday morning also.)

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Because I got high......Muck Sticky and Afroman: March 10th - Young Avenue Deli

Live at the Young Avenue Deli Friday March 10th. This is gonna be amazing. ToOoDeLoOo

Click Here



Growing Old by Rose's Definition

(**I have read the following anecdote many times via emails forwarded by various friends or posted repeatedly on My Space's bulletin board. It is especially appropriate, given my upcoming birthday and the fact that I have so much MORE I want to do in the next few decades. We are never too old and it is never too late!**)

We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop playing.

The first day of school, our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being.

She said, "Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I'm eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?" I laughed and enthusiastically responded, "Of course you may!" and she gave me a giant squeeze.

“Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?" I asked. She jokingly replied, "I'm here to meet a rich husband, get married, have a couple of children, and then retire and travel."

"No seriously," I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age.

"I always dreamed of having a college education and now I'm getting one!" she told me.

After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake. We became instant friends. Every day for the next three months we would leave class together and talk nonstop. I was always mesmerized listening to this "time machine" as she shared her wisdom and experience with me.

Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went. She loved to dress up and she reveled in the attention bestowed upon her from the other students. She was living it up.

At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football banquet. I'll never forget what she taught us. She was introduced and stepped up to the podium. As she began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her three by five cards on the floor. Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the microphone and simply said, "I'm sorry I'm so jittery. I gave up beer for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! I'll never get my speech back in order so let me just tell you what I know."




As we laughed she cleared her throat and began: "We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop playing. There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving success.

"You have to laugh and find humor every day."

"You've got to have a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die. We have so many people walking around who are dead and don't even know it!"

"There is a huge difference between growing older and growing up. If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and don't do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old. If I am eighty-seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight. Anybody can grow older. That doesn't take any talent or ability. The idea is to grow up by always finding the opportunity in change."

"Have no regrets. The elderly usually don't have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those with regrets."

She concluded her speech by courageously singing "The Rose." She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our daily lives. At the years end Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago. One week after graduation Rose died peacefully in her sleep.

Over two thousand college students attended her funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught by example that it's never too late to be all you can possibly be.

If you read this, please send this peaceful word of advice to your friends and family, they'll really enjoy it! We send these words in loving memory of Rose.

Remember: Growing older is mandatory, growing up is optional.

My Birthday Bash at the 93X Locals Live Show - Newby's; March 3rd

I will be celebrating my birthday on March 3rd at this show and hope that you guys will join me to celebrate!! The first 100 people will receive FREE CDS (but not from me)....from the bands that are playing!! 93X will be broadcasting live all night long and I'm sure there will be giveaways galore!! It's always a party when the 93X crew is around! And when I'm there, too, well, it's just OVER THE TOP!! WOO HOO!! heh. =) Yeah. Really! It is! Try me!

So here are the details!!

Newby's Memphis
March 3rd
Friday
9 p.m.
$3

On a Dead Machine, Aurora, The Internationals, Crippled Nation, Organ Thief.......... and.............. who knows who else!!! You never know!

Also, this is a label showcase for On a Dead Machine as a reschedule from the one that was snowed out a couple of weeks ago. Come show your support along with me!!

Your presence there will be all the presents I need!!
Mwah!